
Bitcoin's namesakes
My grandad has named the new dog Bitcoin. FUCKING BITCOIN. Are you having a laugh
— Tash (@NatashaTree1) January 4, 2018
my cousin got a dog and named her “Biggie Bitcoin”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) December 26, 2017
$117,386.00
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13.95%$2.64
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0.03%$0.304221
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0.02%$1.96
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3.90%$0.547397
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0.72%$0.237293
4.47%$0.315842
3.61%$0.364333
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1.97%$5.88
19.94%$0.132017
4.22%$0.623225
2.77%$6.59
3.77%$0.00000047
1.23%$0.185511
8.95%$16.25
3.05%$1.16
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2.98%$0.00002265
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3.17%$2.59
4.43%$7.51
3.04%$1.35
5.72%$0.422573
2.25%$10.76
0.01%$0.04238094
4.67%$1.094
0.02%$44.12
4.45%$0.99479
-1.38%$0.055825
3.95%$0.999901
-0.00%$13.63
1.29%$0.191615
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4.14%$0.999933
0.03%$0.999037
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3.43%$0.573966
2.66%$24.08
3.83%$0.380417
19.92%$0.01993973
6.16%$29.28
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20.88%$0.03487904
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1.60%$0.00006324
3.57%$0.00000084
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1.90%$0.741017
0.72%$0.233516
2.70%$1.40
7.06%$0.00391878
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2.22%$0.00701587
44.53%$0.999851
0.01%$3,926.54
3.27%$0.00388101
0.43%$0.00366027
8.77%$4,212.11
2.75%$1.002
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We've all heard of the cryptocurrency named after a dog, but a dog named after a cryptocurrency? In a move very few people would have cared to anticipate, a Redditor has named his dog Bitcoin, after the cryptocurrency—Bitcoin.
Taking to Reddit yesterday evening, one crypto aficionado posted a picture holding Bitcoin (the dog, not the digital asset—see it’s confusing already). Seeing the opportunity for a few mediocre puns, a myriad of Reddit's finest came out in full form to gawk, praise, and wisecrack in equal measure.
"Do you keep Bitcoin on chain or off chain?" wrote a technologically savvy Redditor.
"Watch out for large dumps," replied another, presumably a crypto trader.
Bitcoin isn't the first dog to be named after the pioneering cryptocurrency. In fact, since the 2017 bull run, there seems to have been a spike in doggos dubbed Bitcoin.
"My grandad has named the new dog Bitcoin. F**KING BITCOIN. Are you having a laugh," wrote an outraged Twitteratti in early 2018.
My grandad has named the new dog Bitcoin. FUCKING BITCOIN. Are you having a laugh
— Tash (@NatashaTree1) January 4, 2018
"My cousin got a dog and named her “Biggie Bitcoin”," another tweeted.
my cousin got a dog and named her “Biggie Bitcoin”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) December 26, 2017
However, if you're sitting there thinking: 'it's still better than naming your kid after Bitcoin,' we have some unfortunate news for you.
In 2017, shortly before Bitcoin's blow-off top, a Crimean couple called their newborn son "Bitcoin." According to the boy's father, the naming was done in "gratitude to the crypto industry."
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