On Sunday, the long-running animated series “The Simpsons,” known for skewering many aspects of American life, finally put the beleaguered NFT market in its crosshairs.
During one segment of the show’s 34th annual Halloween-themed “Treehouse of Horror” anthology series, Homer accidentally mints Bart onto “the blockchain” as an NFT, triggering a daring rescue mission featuring multiple eerily recognizable designs and characters from the NFT ecosystem.
Once Homer realizes he’s destroyed the physical body of his son by turning him into an NFT, he’s devastated—until he realizes that NFT, the first-ever made from a real human, is worth $1.5 million.
The latest episode of “The Simpsons” skewered NFTs in front of millions of home viewers on Sunday—but before the tech became a viral, television punchline, the seminal show released two NFTs that fans could purchase and trade.
Offered in November 2021 through Disney and the digital collectibles marketplace VeVe, "The Simpsons" immortalized Bart and Homer, and the long-time ne’er-do-well’s skateboard, as NFTs—which sold out globally for $60 apiece.
“This Golden Moment between father and son embod...
Marge Meets the Lower Classes of the NFT-Verse
Intent on saving her son, Marge soon mints herself as an NFT. She quickly discovers that “the blockchain,” as she calls it, is ordered in a strict hierarchy, from the most-hyped and valuable tokens, to the forgotten and now-worthless.
At the back of the literal train that embodies this hierarchy, she encounters multiple NFTs reminiscent of CryptoPunks, Doodles, Axie Infinity, and NBA Top Shot moments—each which, over the last year and a half, has encountered substantial hurdles or depreciations in value.
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The Engine of the NFT Ecosystem: FOMO
We soon learn that the train Marge is traveling on, which carries all NFTs, is powered by the raw power of FOMO—a propulsive, hyperactive energy source that (as the show ultimately reveals) can collapse in on itself at any moment.
A meter shows the train chugging along at a healthy level of FOMO: “Uber driver says ‘go for it.’”
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The True Source of NFT Value: Conquering the Market
In the next carriage of the train, which is supposedly for slightly more valuable NFTs, Marge encountersa gathering of “Cuddle Kittens”—obvious stand-ins for the CryptoKitties NFT collection. CryptoKitties, some of which sold for hundreds of thousands of dollars each in 2021, are now selling for an average price of $19, according to NFT Stats.
Marge learns from these cats that in order to increase her own value as an NFT, she must kill as many other NFTs as possible. As one Cuddle Kitten puts it: “What you call mindless slaughter, crypto bros call ‘disruption.’”
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An NFT collection that combines CryptoPunks’ aesthetics with elements of “The Simpsons” has notched almost $2.5 million in sales in less than 24 hours, rocketing to the top trending spot on OpenSea after the long-running animated television show roasted NFTs in a special episode.
The unofficial Springfield Punks collection launched as a free mint on Sunday, with traders snatching up the 3,405 Ethereum NFTs in a hurry. Since then, the project has seen 1,311 ETH (over $2.4 million) worth of tradin...
Digital Art: The Upper Crust of the NFT Hype Cycle
When Marge finally gets to the front of the NFT train, she finds herself in an elegant hall populated by digital artworks worth millions of dollars. The pieces she encounters are clear stand-ins for real on-chain art pieces, including “Everydays: The First 500 Days” and “Human One” by Beeple, “A Coin For the Ferryman” by XCOPY, and Dmitri Cherniak’s generative “Ringers” series.
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There she also finds Bart, who is receiving a massage from a “Jaded Ape”—an unmistakable reference to the Bored Ape Yacht Club, which apparently still counts among the top remaining NFT collections of value, in the opinion of "The Simpsons'” writing team.
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Some of the artists referenced in the scene took to Twitter to rejoice in the references, which they apparently found to be complimentary.
WUTTTTT 🤯
impossible to overstate the impact of Simpsons on me growing up, bucket list moment. 🥹🥹🥹 https://t.co/n4hftm2f9r
“This is my chance not to miss out, after I’ve missed out on everything! The housing bubble, the first tech bubble, the second tech bubble, the current tech bubble. Just one time, I wanna be the guy who gives all his money to Bernie Madoff!”
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